Vorderman Stalker Revealed
The Woodley News can exclusively reveal the identity of the man that has been stalking television presenter Carol Vorderman.



Vorderman, star of TV shows Take Nobody's Word For It, The Times World Chess Championship and Hot Gadgets, was delighted that the identity of the man that had been following her over the past 14 years has been revealed.



He is John Carol Trainor, a 28 year old Mumps programmer and Quasar support specialist from Birmingham. His dedication to everything "Carol" became public only recently when he crashed his Citroen attempting to wave at her as she overtook him on the M1 motorway. When local fireman finally cut him out of the wreckage they noticed that not only was he butt naked but the car was full of pictures of the English celebrity.



Trainor first met Carol on the set of her 1987 series So We Bought a Computer, a series she devised, wrote and presented about people using their computers for the first time.

Unfortunately Trainor didn't own a computer at the time, and when quizzed by Vorderman as part of a live studio audience told her that he was getting alot of use out of his Banana ©. When corrected by her that it was probably an Apple he was using, he flew off in a rage and had to be restrained by studio security.



This incident is believed to have acted an a catalyst for Trainor's obsession with Carol Vorderman and computers, and he soon left his job as Video Sales Assistant on the Bull Ring markets in Birmingham to work for software house ACT.


His dedication to become a top programmer meant that it wasn't long before he was at the top of his profession, a role which enabled him to lead a double life.