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Hi there kids, this is your good old Uncle Jarry, here again
to take you through another one of my exciting travel tours.
Today I'm taking you to the beaches of Goa where your little
old Uncle Jarry saw in the millenium with me good old buddy,
Aunty Jam!
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Firstly, I bet you kids don't know where Goa
is do you?
Well it's 12,358 km from me favourite pub, The Nags Balls.
Or if you prefer flying time, it's eight cans of Fossies,
four shots of Tequila, three Jack Daniels and Coke (and a
dozen or so Chardonnays for Aunty Jam). |
One of the great things about coming to Goa is the exchange
rate. The local currency is the rupee and you get can mega for
your dollar.Look at me kids, Uncle Jarrys' a fat cat.
Let's go shopping ! |
One thing about Goa is to be very careful what and from whom
you buy because dodgy goods and trouble is just around the corner.The
Goan beach police are more than happy to take your rupees off
you if you get yourself stuck in a spot of bother.
The big the bother the bigger the baksheesh !! |
There's plenty to see and do in Goa (amongst other
things, The Spice Plantation, Crocodiles and the Cashew nut
Factory). And they do a great head massage on the beaches.
However kids, I'm sure that all you'd wanna do when you come
to Goa is to go to the beach right?
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The waters beautiful and you're bound to spot the odd dolphin
cruising about as well. Just watch out for the jellyfish.
You may even see the odd celebrity if you're lucky kids!!
Look kids it's Gavin Hasselhoff and Angie Barr, famous Goan
pornstars !! |
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On the beaches of Goa, the cow is the king. A sacred animal
in Goa, the cow can just hang out and cruise the beaches looking
for chicks. |
A Karanatakan trader just sold me a pineapple and said that
if I covered myself in sand and put the pineapple on my knob,
I'd turn into a scared cow.
Whoo hoo!
I'm gonna be a cow.
Cows rock! |
It's ok to sunbathe topless in Goa, and the strength
of the sun isn't toooo bad on those nipples.
Hey there baby, wanna give good old Uncle Jarry a wee milking?
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Sorry Aunty Jam, but if you can't beat em, cruise up and down
the beach and hang out with them!
See you next time kids!!.
Next Issue:
Jar'd tours the Goan prison
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